Oh so THIS is what lesbians are like! One's a lovable idiot, and the other's british. Gotcha.

I'm just happy New Guy got over his fears and shredded that slope!

Bitches love the Goku rug

best wife ever my game left me

Tip: Some obstructions may harm you, but can be countered if you're fast enough. When an object quickly flashes purple, press "F" to parry it.

- Press (E) to respawn -

Now there's the portrait of a successful PhD in cancer treatment

"...although it's technically pronounced Yee-RO! Althought I still wanna call it a GYRO CUZ IT SOUNDS COOLAH!!"

*cuts to severe intestinal blockage*